Sigh.  I just don't have the wedding gene.

Seriously, this is the day that I've heard little girls start planning at about 5 or 6 years of age.  I have made the concession to buy three bridal magazines.  And I have to say, when did wedding gowns get so darned slutty?

We've decided on a continent, and we are going to get married in Europe.

We think. 

See?  Having a very, very hard time with this!  We got the pricing from one hotel, and Markus is heavily involved, because it requires room negotiation.  Honestly, the guy isn't happy unless he's negotiating *something.*  We've had absolutely hysterical evenings trying to decide what kind of ceremony we want to have.  Not being religious at all, Markus thinks we should take something from every culture.  He thinks I should wear red like the Hindis, we should have some sort of Gregorian chant, and he definitely wants to stomp on a glass.  I try to tell him that this may be offensive to people who really are devout, but he just smiles that really charming sweet smile and says he wants all the spiritual bases covered when he marries me.

I counter with, "how about we get married at City Hall, like other non-religious people do?"  Then he changes the subject, and asks me if there was a new South Park on this week.

Sigh.  At this rate, we're never getting married.  He's so much better at this than me.

Markus: What kind of flowers do we want?

Me:  I dunno.  Something that smells nice.

Markus:  You'll probably have to be more specific.

Me: Okay.  Something that smells nice and flowery.

Markus:  You're a total smart ass.  It's a good thing that's something I love about you.

Me:  How about we hire a planner, and just show up on the right day?

Markus: The planner is going to ask you what kind of flowers you want.

Me: Smelly ones.

Markus: Come 'ere.

Then hugs and giggles ensue.  Honestly, I really want to marry this perfect guy.  I wish I could do so without a wedding. :)  And I wonder if there's a dress somewhere in creation that doesn't look like The Little Slutty Mermaid.

Talk to you soon!